All hail Thomas Crapper. He didn't invent the flush toilet, but he had nine patented "water closet improvements" and was so proud of them he took his good familiey name ad made it synonymous with poop. Seriously, that's pride right there. I would have been pretty proud myself, but I'd have personally opted to just have the name of the products invented such as the "ballcock." Not this guy. He thought to himself at on epoint in time, "when people have to go to the bathroom, I want them to think, "Crapper" that takes balls. Ritual makes these toilet deodorizer drops called "Nature Calls" that somehow mask the sxcess stink that eminates from your back side.