Slapping metrosexuals in their collective cleanly shaven face. Ritual grooming products has introduced a line of men’s bathroom necessities that the company boldly promotes as being the best Sh!t, Shower and Shave experience. Sold in manly packaging that leave s no room for confusion, the line includes Nature Calls, liquid drops that de-stinkify you poop; the Trifecta, an all-in-one body-hair-face wash that knocks at least two girly steps; and a bacteria ridding razor rinse for dudes whose house-guests insist on dragging their Mach 3 into the shower the next morning. Of course, items like these are hard to find, but can be picked up at hipster outposts like Sailor Jerry’s in Philadelphia, Kitson Men in LA and on the company’s website.